The Missing Introduction: What Should Have Been Said At The Republican National Convention

All apologies for latching on to this story late, but this one is a gem. From the New York Observer, a "Black Comic Introduces John McCain":

"This conference so white, Helen Mirren tried to snort it!

...

Where the baby daddy at? Where he at?

(crowd noise)

You knocked her up, man? That’s cool. That’s cool.

(silence)

You know that word ‘abstinence’—you know that mean ‘no fucking,’ right?

(laughter)

I guess they didn’t make that clear at the seminar."

A highly recommended read.